Where would we all be without a bit of etiquette?
All the info on this page is to ensure that we get on famously, and that I'm putty in your hands in no time!
I really appreciate good communication (succinct and non vulgar please!). Please respect my time and the amount of effort I put into our visit. Long email correspondence does not do it for me, and says to me that you do not respect my time. Face to face is so much more fun anyway!
I take hygiene very seriously and take a great deal of time and effort in making myself lovely and presentable for you. Nothing gets my motor going quite like soft, clean skin and fresh breath. It's important to me that you freshen up upon arrival (if you're visiting me) or before I arrive (if I'm coming to you). During extended dates lets save the cute stuff till we have both had the chance to freshen up!
Nobody likes a cranky companion, right? I ask you allow me a solid 6 hours uninterrupted sleep per night and for dates over 24 hours 2 hours per day private time to keep up with my personal life admin, exercise and so on. It shouldn't need to be said but I cannot survive on charm alone and require 3 meals per day (picnics/breakfast in bed do count).
Cancellations on bookings with less than 48 hours notice are subject to a 50% cancellation fee which can be used toward a date within 1 month.
Deposits are non refundable in event of cancellations on your part.
When you arrange a date with me I decline other commitments both work and social to spend time with you. Please understand my cancelation policy is not there for me to profit from your cancellation but to partially compensate me on loss of earnings caused by turning down other work.
I do understand that occasionally things crop up and you won't be able to make our appointment. Please show your consideration by contacting me (as opposed to me contacting you!) at the earliest opportunity to let me know of any cancellations or changes. Where no cancelation fee is made I will sadly have to blacklist you as time is precious and it is a sign that you do not respect mine.
In return- if I cancel on you with less than 24 hours notice I will happily add 25% of the booking time on for free when we do meet as to apologise.
Please note. Cancellations where no effort was put into contacting me before I contacted you, very last minute ones, failure to pay a cancelation fee and no shows will result in me blacklisting you both personally and internationally. If I have received references from you I will also contact them to do the same.
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